EN: The curry fish ball now becomes tasteless, neither fish nor curry. That's a failure! You haven't selected the turnip. Too much fiber. A failure. The pig skin is overcooked. A failure. The pig blood is too soft. A failure, too. This pig colon is the worst. It's not properly washed. You can find shit inside. How come? Hey, shit!
CN: 好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸，让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味，失败。萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败。猪皮煮得太烂，没咬头，失败。猪血又烂西西的，一夹就散，失败中的失败。最惨的就是大肠了，里面根本没洗干净，还有陀屎，你有没有搞错啊？喂，有陀屎耶！
EN:
- But being ugly is not a fault.
- Sure.Being a chef, you must be considerate for the guests. Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts.
CN:
- 难道丑也有罪啊？
- 有罪，作为一个厨师 当然应该考虑到顾客最细微的心理，就好比演三级片的女明星都要去隆乳来取悦观众。
EN: Even Confucius and Jesus said, "First love is wonderful."
CN: 孔子和耶稣都说过，“初恋无限美”。
EN: You've enraged the dean. You want to escape? No way!
CN: 得罪了方丈还想走，没那么容易。
EN: Amida Buddha. I come and go with the wind.
CN: 啊弥陀佛，我随风而来，随风而去。
EN: Good cooks always end up as beggars.
CN: 烧得菜烧得好，要饭要到老…要到老…
EN: Please reform and believe in Buddha.
CN: 放下屠刀，立地成佛。
EN: The secret of Flying Skills is that it can make a man who's as heavy as a seal fly up high in the sky, and make ghosts cry.
CN: 轻功的奥妙之处… 就是可以让一个好像肥猪那么重的人飞到半空之中，而且还可以叫得像杀猪一样。
EN: His hair turned white overnight.His love is so deep. What is love?Why is it forever?
CN: 施主他一夜白了发，情深义重，问世间情是何物，直教生死相许。
EN: Angels are everywhere in the street.
CN: 正是举头三尺有神灵，其实满街都是神仙呀。