EN: I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies. You know, best spleen… Most perfectly developed kidneys. Why don't we have standards of beauty for the entire human body, inside and out?
CN: 我总不禁设想着为人体器官搞选美比赛，最美脾脏，最健全肾脏，为什么我们还没提出对整个人体的美的标准，同时将内在美和外在美考虑在内？
EN: I suppose all of us know just how important it is… for a practitioner to receive the recognition of his peers. However, I feel that this award tonight… is not really for me, but rather for those women who have provided that most precious thing: The gift of life.
CN: 获得同僚的认可有多么重要，然而我认为今晚的奖并不应该颁给我，而是应该颁给那些女性，是她们带来了最宝贵的东西：生之馈赠。
EN: I do everything for those bimbos, except take them home and stick it in them!
CN: 我医好那些荡妇，而他则带她们回去上床。
EN: Bev's not into art. I'm into glamour, the art of glamour.
CN: 贝弗不爱艺术，我爱魅力，魅力的艺术。
EN: It can't be love if it does this to you, can it? It can't be love, Bev.
CN: 如果它害你变得这样，就不能谓之爱了，这不是爱，贝弗。
EN: Don't worry, baby brother, we'll always… We'll always be together.
CN: 我们将会一直，我们将会一直在一起。