Quotes from Kate Dibiasky：
They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!
And you should stay up all night...every night crying, when we're all 100% for sure gonna fucking die!
Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.
So, basically, what you're saying is you're about to lose the midterms, 'cause you got caught sending pictures of your cooch to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend. So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet?
- We have precisely six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
- When did you do those calculations?
- I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet, it can end world hunger.
Oh, I see. So that's the pretty little bow they're putting around this line of bullshit. I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too.
- Can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months?
- Seven... That's weirdly specific and distant. What is... This is my mom.
Quotes from Dr. Randall Mindy：
Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! What other proof do we need?
And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do... How do we even talk to each other? What've we... What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it?
Quotes from President Orlean & Jason Orlean：
And do you know why they want you to look up? Do you know why? 'Cause they want you to be afraid. They want you to look up because they are looking down their noses at you. They think they're better than you. Don't look up! They wanna rob you of your freedom, and that's a fact!
You keep your eye on the road ahead, you put your head down. And you put one foot in front of the other, step by step. Day by day. Don't look up! Don't!
There are you, the working class. Us, the cool rich, and then them. I'm sorry, but we need them. We need them because you build us up to fight them.
What's up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Quotes from others：
Now be cool. I just have more skin pigmentation than you. 'Cause your ancestors migrated to Northern Europe and developed lighter skin so as to not get...
I'm thankful for that night I fell asleep out in the backyard. Woke up face-to-face with a baby deer. It was the best day of my life.
- What is that thing?
- I believe that's called a Bronteroc.