The second time I did it in the CamelBak. It smells really bad. But I'm sure it'll settle. It's gotta be chilled, like Sauvignon Blanc. No number twos. Which should disappoint my insect friends. They'll just have to wait.
This rock...This rock has been waiting for me my entire life. I hate this rock! It's entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite, a million, billion years ago. How the fuck did this get here? In space. It's been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, Every breath that I've taken, every action...has been leading me to this crack on the out surface.
But like I always say...Your supreme selfishness is our gain.
- Jesus. What if these things move?
- They've been here for millions of years. They're not gonna move.
- Oh sure they will. Everything's moving all the time. Just hope not today.
- You see, I'm something of a, well, big fucking hard hero. I can do everything on my own, you see?
- I do see...Is it true that despite...or maybe because you're a big fucking hard hero...You didn't tell anyone where you were going?
- Yeah, that's absolutely correct.
- Anyone?
- Anyone.
- Opps.