“我希望像我祖父一样 在睡梦中安详地死去，而不是惊声尖叫着迈向死亡 就像他的乘客们一样” - 杰克汉迪
Quotes from Kate Dibiasky：
他们在彗星上发现了稀奇的金银财宝，所以他们要让它撞击地球，让一群富人变得更他妈富有。
They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!
你们应该彻夜难眠，每晚哭泣...我们所有人都死定了
And you should stay up all night...every night crying, when we're all 100% for sure gonna fucking die!
除非你们这些混蛋要带我去蝙蝠洞，不然去你妈的，竟给我戴头套。
Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.
你的意思其实是 你就要输掉中期选举了， 因为你被抓到发私密图，给你的毛片主演警长男友，所以现在对彗星采取行动 对你有好处？
So, basically, what you're saying is you're about to lose the midterms, 'cause you got caught sending pictures of your cooch to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend. So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet?
- 准确来说我们还有六个月十天两个小时11分41秒，一颗希克苏鲁伯陨石两倍大的彗星，会撕破我们的大气层，灭绝地球上所有生物
- 你什么时候算的？
- 我把撞击时刻记在减肥应用里了，我的减肥周期结束 撞击就会发生，只不过我没有在减肥 我只是一天哭五次而已。
- We have precisely six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
- When did you do those calculations?
- I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
- 他们能从这颗彗星上 获取的矿产和财富，可以终结世界饥饿
- 哦 我懂了，这是他们用来给闹剧打掩护的小借口，我猜他们还会说解放小狗。
I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet, it can end world hunger.
Oh, I see. So that's the pretty little bow they're putting around this line of bullshit. I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too.
- 我可以七个月后，和你妈一起吃个午饭吗 ？
- 七个月..这就过分具体而且非常遥远了，这是...她是我妈啊。
- Can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months?
- Seven... That's weirdly specific and distant. What is... This is my mom.
Quotes from Dr. Randall Mindy：
我们再重申一次，确实有一颗巨型彗星正朝地球飞来，我们之所以知道有这样一颗彗星，是因为我们看到了，我们用望远镜亲眼看到了，老天啊 我们他妈的还拍了照，我们还需要什么证据，如果我们连这都不能达成一致，同意一颗和珠穆朗玛峰一样大的彗星朝地球呼啸而来他妈的不是件好事，那我们会有什么下场，我的天呐 我们要如何和彼此对话，我们对自己做了什么？我们要如何弥补？
Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! What other proof do we need? And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do... How do we even talk to each other? What've we... What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it?
Quotes from President Orlean & Jason Orlean：
知道为什么他们希望你们抬头看吗？知道为什么吗？因为他们希望你们恐惧，他们希望你们抬头看，因为他们正俯视着你们，他们觉得自己比你们更优越，孩子们 千万别抬头，他们想抢走你们的自由 这是事实。
And do you know why they want you to look up? Do you know why? 'Cause they want you to be afraid. They want you to look up because they are looking down their noses at you. They think they're better than you. Don't look up! They wanna rob you of your freedom, and that's a fact!
专注看好脚下的路 低下头，一步一个脚印，向前走，一天一天往前走，别抬头，别抬头。
You keep your eye on the road ahead, you put your head down. And you put one foot in front of the other, step by step. Day by day. Don't look up! Don't!
你们工薪阶层，我们酷炫的富人 还有他们，抱歉 但我们需要他们，我们需要他们 是因为你们让我们变得强大 来对抗他们。
There are you, the working class. Us, the cool rich, and then them. I'm sorry, but we need them. We need them because you build us up to fight them.
你们好吗？我是地球上最后一个人类，全完蛋了，别忘了点赞加关注。
What's up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Quotes from others：
冷静点，我只是肤色比你深一点而已，因为你的祖先迁徙到了北欧，进化出了更浅的肤色，为了...
Now be cool. I just have more skin pigmentation than you. 'Cause your ancestors migrated to Northern Europe and developed lighter skin so as to not get...
我感激的是在后院睡着的那个夜晚，我醒来时和一只小鹿面面相，那是我人生中最棒的一天。
I'm thankful for that night I fell asleep out in the backyard. Woke up face-to-face with a baby deer. It was the best day of my life.
- 那是什么东西？
- 我相信它是叫布朗特洛。
- What is that thing?
- I believe that's called a Bronteroc.