Quotes from Wednesday Addams:
EN: I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools were crushed years ago… run by people whose dreams but I admire the sadism.
CN: 我不知道这是谁的扭曲想法，把好几百个青少年送进经费不足的学校，由那些多年前梦想就已破灭的人管理…但我欣赏这种虐待癖。
EN: I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
CN: 我认为世界是一个必须忍辱负重的地方，我的人生观是不杀人就被杀，俗话说得好，绝不要带着刀去比剑，除非把它藏在暗处。
EN: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
CN: 我认为社交媒体是吞噬灵魂的空洞，没有意义的断言。
EN: I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.
CN: 我喜欢当孤岛，被鲨鱼包围，戒备森严。
EN: I've always hated the expression "write what you know." It's a hall pass for the imagination-impaired.
CN: 我一直很讨厌“写你所知道的”这种说法，这是想象力贫瘠之人的托词罢了。
EN: The dead can be just as annoying and unreliable as the living.
CN: 死人和活人一样烦人，也一样不可靠。
EN: I'm not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.
CN: 我不是做朋友的料，更不适合比朋友更亲近的关系，我会无视你的感受，践踏你的心，永远把我的需要和利益放在第一位。
EN: Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.
CN: 不难想到，我的初吻男孩其实是变态，是个连环杀人狂怪物，看来我确实有喜欢的类型。
EN: I haven't always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I'm a year closer to death's cold embrace. What's not to like about that?
CN: 我不是一直反对过生日，每一个生日都会提醒我，我离死亡的冰冷怀抱又近了一年，我怎么会不喜欢呢？
EN: My deviousness has finally rubbed off on you.
CN: 我的邪恶终于影响到你了。
EN: Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
CN: 听着，你我这样的人本就与众不同，我们有着独创见解，是这个巨大的青春期污水池中无畏的离群者，我们不需要这些无聊的仪式证明自己。
EN: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge.
CN: 我不相信有天堂或地狱，但我相信复仇。
EN:
- The world isn't always black and white. There are shades of gray.
- Maybe for you. But it's either they write our story or we do. You can't have it both ways.
CN:
- 世界并不是非黑即白，总有灰色地带。
- 也许对你来说是这样，但我们的故事，不是由他们写就是我们自己写，你不能两全其美。
Quotes from Others:
EN: Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme, "Wednesday's child is full of woe."
CN: 她的名字来自我最喜欢的童谣中的一句：“星期三出生的孩子满是哀伤”。
EN: That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
CN: 那东西就是时尚界的濒死状态，连除颤仪都拯救不了。
EN: The most interesting plants grow in the shade.
CN: 最有趣的植物生长在暗处。
EN: The path of a Raven is a solitary one. You end up alone, unable to trust others, only seeing the darkness within them.
CN: 乌鸦的道路是孤独的，你会孤独终老，无法信任他人，只能看到人们内心的黑暗。
EN: You always filled a room with your presence. Like a stately sequoia tree.
CN: 你总是让人无法忽视你的存在，就像一棵庄严的红杉树。
EN: You're like a cockroach.
CN: 你就像打不死的蟑螂一样。
EN:
- Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.
- As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
CN:
- 不管是谁发明了高跟鞋，那人的副业显然是酷刑者。
- 正如我亲爱的母亲常说的，“烈火试金 折磨考验女人”。