EN: You see, the other night John was taking out the garbage, and he kept spilling things out of the container, and that made me I started imagining, like, a garbage can that produces garbage. And it doesn't stop, it keeps producinggarbage. And it keeps overflowing. And, you know, what would you do\Nto try to stop something like that?
CN: 你知道，那个晚上约翰把垃圾拿出去倒的时候，东西一直从垃圾桶掉出来，我就开始想像有个垃圾桶会生出垃圾来，而且一直不停，不断地生出垃圾来，这种事你有什么办法制止？
EN: I'm gonna tell you a little secret. As soon as you get a ring on your finger,you start getting spectacular attention from the opposite gender.
CN: 我告诉你一个秘密，只要你戴了结婚戒指，异性就会特别注意你。
EN: I think that, um...I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it. And I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I think they want it, I just don't think theywant it for the reason men think they do.
CN: 我觉得大家把性估量得太高了，都把那事看得过份重要，说女人和男人一样急切想要全是一派胡言，我想女人也会想要的可是和男人所想的理由不一样。
EN: Lying is like alcoholism, you're continually recovering.
CN: 说谎就像酗酒，始终想戒掉。
EN: You think they're yours, but they're not. Everybody that walks in that door becomes part of your problem. Anybody that comes in contact with you.
CN: 你以为问题是你的其实不然，每个走进那扇门的人，都成为你问题的一部份，每个你认得的人也一样。
EN:
- Liars are the second-lowest formof human being on the planet.
- What's the first?
- Lawyers.
CN:
- 骗人的是第二等最差劲的人
- 什么样的人第一差劲？
- 当律师的。