Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties.
You know how some people can get when it comes to sex. Remember what happened in Sodom and Gomorrah.
There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty. I was a dancer in those early years.
Toast to the perverts. They've been payin' our bills for years.
Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight.