- 你的烦脑是因为你钱太多
- 那你的烦脑就是因为你钱太少。
- Your problem is you have too much money.
- And yours is you don't have enough.
钱不是重点，同是天涯沦落人，我们都不快乐。
It's not so bad. So few of us unhappy people remain.
最好不要让我目睹她的芳容，不然我会回去杀掉我妻子的！
Don't let me see her or I might kill my wife!
希尔维亚，你真是万千宠爱在一身，你是夏娃，你是母亲，妹妹，情人，朋友，安琪儿，撒旦，地球，家…对了，就是这种感觉：家。
You're everything, Sylvia. You know that? The first woman on the first day of creation. You're mother, sister, lover, friend, angel, devil, earth, home. That's what you are: home.
东方女性才是真正的女人，夏娃从哪里来？伊甸园！那么伊甸园又在哪里？在东方！
I've always said: The only real women are from the Orient. After all, where was Eve? In the Garden of Eden. Where was the Garden of Eden? In the Orient.
我也想像你那样环游世界，见识不同种族的女性，我想拥有一群不同肤色的孩子，红色的，黄色的…就像一束五彩缤纷的花朵。
I've read all your stories from around the world. I'd like to travel too, and meet women of all races. I'd like to have children of every color: red, yellow. Like a bouquet of flowers.
像我那样独身一人，自由自在多好，不用考虑婚姻，更不用因为选择而烦脑，就算真的恋爱了，我也宁愿我是被选择的一方。
Beware of prisons! Remain free, available. Like me. Never marry anything. Never choose. Even in love, it's better to be chosen.
我只钟情于三种避世的好方法：喝酒，抽烟和睡觉。
I like the three great escapes: smoking, drinking, and bed.
相信我，颠沛流离的穷苦生活，比住在金钱搭建的监狱和戴着面具混在上流社会里要轻松的多。
The most miserable life is better, believe me, than an existence protected by a society where everything's organized and planned for and perfect.
有时夜深的时候…黑暗和寂静压得我透不过气，宁静反而让我恐惧，我害怕安静，它就像地狱的面纱。
Sometimes at night... the darkness and silence weigh on me. It's peace that frightens me. I fear peace more than anything else. It seems to me it's just a facade with hell hiding behind it.
请不要谈年龄吧，“请不要唤醒我心中最折磨人的苦恼”，沉闷的生活让我衰老。
Please, young lady, let's forget about age. "Awaken not desperate sorrow that presses upon my heart." The thing that ages us most is boredom.
我要做你忠诚的妻子，我很矛盾：想做你妻子但是又不愿放弃风流。
I'd like to be your wife and be faithful to you. I'd like it all: to be your wife... and to whore around and have fun.
这不是爱情，这是变态的爱情！
That's not love, it's degradation!
离婚让我充满希望地回到了老朋友中间，那真是一种难以言喻的痛快！只有经历了婚姻才会有这么深刻的体会。
This experience has brought me back to my old friends filled with every desire! Yes. Annulment is a marvelous sensation! You have to be married first to appreciate it. Right, darling?