Catfished. Ooh! Now it seems so obvious that I would never meet the real Melissa Joan Hart In a online billiards forum. These criminals target the good in all of us, So the first step is to take a deep breath and forgive ourselves.
网恋皆是坑，现在看来也太明显了，我永远不可能在网络论坛上遇到真正的梅利莎·琼·哈特，这些罪犯瞄准我们内心的善，所以第一步是深呼吸，原谅我们自己。
- Kids, today you're gonna learn an important lesson: Sometimes the sheep get back their wool.
- No, they don't. They just grow more wool.
- 孩子们 今天你们将学到重要的一课，有时候羊是能把被薅走的羊毛抢回来的。
- 不可能，羊都是再把毛长出来。
For I am Loki, god of mischief. But I am known by many names and take many forms. And my handiwork of deception is woven into the fabric of the universe. From the ticketmaster convenience fee To the NCAA. Now, off to add more blackout dates to disneyland annual passes.
我可是洛基，恶作剧之神，但我拥有许多名字，也变幻过许多形态，而我亲手创造的诡计，已经渗透到宇宙的每一个角落，从票务大师的手续费，到美国大学体育总会，现在我要去给迪士尼年票里，加上更多的不适用日期。
You have the poor person smell. Gas station ramen, a whiff of despair. May I? Oh, also class resentment. Almost boiling over. Very dangerous. Now leave. I just have to find another idiot to take your job.
你身上有穷人的味道，加油站的泡面味，还有一丝绝望的味道，让我闻闻，还有阶级憎恨的味道，都要漫过来了，非常危险，你走吧，我再找个傻子来接替你的工作就行了。
I'm too young and beautiful to die.
我太年轻美丽，不应该死。