- Tim Naughton: You are so not how I pictured you.
- Walter Mitty: How did you picture me?
- Tim Naughton: I pictured you as a little gray piece of paper. But now I see you...and it's like Indiana Jones...decided to become the lead singer of The Strokes or something like that.
- I just want to be with you, you know?
- Really?
- Let's run away together. Let's make every moment count, starting now.
- I jumped out of a helicopter yesterday into the ocean. And had a shark fight.
- Yeah, listen, I was mentioning before...people who daydream too much, they're not--
- No, it was real. I really did.
What he means, man, is you have to hurry...because there's a bunch of horny Chileans...who want to go to the strip club. There's only one bike.
There is, like, eight people in Greenland. I mean, it's a good place to find a thumb.
♪This is Major Tom to Ground Control♪
♪I'm stepping through the door♪
♪And I'm floating in the most peculiar way♪
♪And the stars look very different today♪
♪For here am I sitting in a tin can♪
♪Far above the world♪
♪Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do♪
♪Ground Control to Major Tom♪
♪Ground Control to Major Tom♪
♪Take your protein pills and put your helmet on♪
♪Ground Control to Major Tom♪
♪Commencing countdown, engines on♪
♪Check ignition♪
♪And may God's love be with you♪
♪This is Ground Control to Major Tom♪
♪You've really made the grade♪
♪And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear♪
♪Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare♪
