The Lobster
2015

龙虾

The Lobster (Original Title)

未来反乌托邦社会中,单身有罪!一群单身男女被关进城中酒店,他们必须在45天内找到一个匹配的伴侣,失败者将变成一种自选的动物,流放进大森林。一个绝望的男人从酒店逃入森林,并在这个孤独者们生存的地盘坠入爱河,自然,他成了忤逆之人。

2015年10月16日

我一见到她,就知道她就是我要找的人,她微笑着凝视我的双眼,她美丽动人的唇色,宛若河边的玫瑰,娇艳而狂野。
From the first time I saw her, I knew she was the one, as she stared in my eyes and smiled, and her lips were the colour of the roses, that grew down the river, all bloody and wild.

自己一个人挺好的,没有人会束缚你,想听歌就听歌,想自慰就自慰,想散步就散步,想聊天就聊天,我一点都不想念有人陪伴的日子。
No, it's really nice to be on your own. There is no one tying you down, you listen to music whenever you like, you masturbate whenever you want.Go for a walk whenever you like, have a chat whenever you like. I don't miss companionship at all.

那时候他还不知道孤独是多么痛苦,也不知道当背部一直疼痛难忍,却无法自己上药的痛苦。
Back then, he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone, how much it hurts when you can not reach to rub pain relieve ointment on your backAnd you're constantly in pain.

在您入住的这段期间 如果没有找到伴侣,你将变成一种动物,但你不必因此感到焦虑和沮丧,既是变成了动物您也有第二次的机会找到伴侣,当然 您要仔细考虑,您得找到一个相近的物种作为伴侣,毕竟 狼和企鹅可是永远无法共处的,骆驼和河马也一样,否则就会太荒谬了,您觉得呢?
Now the fact you turning into a animal...if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here...is not something should upset you or get you down, just think as a animal...you have a second chance to find a companion, But even then you must be careful, you need to choose a companion that is similar type animal...to you, a wolf and a penguin can never live together, nor a camel and a hippopotamus, that would be absurd, think about it.

- 那么如果您在结束前没能找到伴侣,您想变成什么动物呢?
- 我想变成一只龙虾
- 为什么是龙虾呢?
- 因为龙虾可以活一百多年,其蓝色血液有着贵族的气息,而且终生保持生育能力,我也很喜欢大海,我年轻时就很擅长滑水和游泳。
- Now have you thought of what animal you like to be if end up alone?
- Yes, a lobster.
- Why a lobster?
- Because lobster live for over one hundred years Are blue blood like aristocrat...and stay fertile all their life. I also like the sea very much.I water ski, swim quite well since I was a teenager.

他的房间号是101,他床头的墙上挂着一把麻醉枪,在桌上放着二十支麻醉镖,一块黑色的塑料手表 一副太阳镜,以及男士古龙香水,衣柜里是四条款式一样的灰色裤子,四件扣紧的男士衬衫,蓝白两色,一条皮带,一双袜子,一条内裤,一件夹克衫,一根条纹领带和一件白色浴袍,他看向窗外,被捕的独身者们,毫无知觉地躺在湿漉漉的地上,"幸好他们穿着防水的斗篷" 他心想。
His room number was 101, A tranqulizer gun...was hanging on the wall above his bed. On the table were 20 tranquilzer darts...a black plastic watch, a pair of sunglasses...and a cologne for man, Inside the wardrobe were four identical grey trousers...four identical button down shirts in white and blue...a belt, socks, underwear, a blazer...a striped tie and a white bathrobe He looked out of window, the unconscious bodies of captured loners...were lying on the wet ground, "Thank God they wear those water proof ponchos", he thought.

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