I'd like to think I'm pretty unique.
I don't want to be a boy held up by string.
Because the Colonel knows there's no such thing as special people. Just people.
The way I figure it, you only get one life. And like they say... There's no such thing as second chances.
I have all these things that I want to say to her, like...like how I can tell that she's a lonely person, even if other people can't. 'Cause... 'Cause I know what it feels like to be lost and lonely and invisible.
These two Chinese virgins get married. It's the night of the wedding, they've just finished boning. And the husband says, "that was great, that was really great. Is there anything else you'd like to try?" And then the woman says...So the woman says, "I think I would like to try # 69." And the guy, he thinks for a second. He says, "you want breef with broccori?"
