1、你好比生活在盒子里，我可以掀开盖子，透点光进去。
You live in a box. I could lift the lid. Let some light in.
2、- 尼尔森…
- 你愿意当我的十一月吗?
- 愿意
- Nelson...
- Would you like to be my November?
- Yes.
3、以后每个月都是十一月，莎拉，我每天都爱你，这是属于我俩的月份，永远不必结束。我只知道十一月，也只想记得十一月。
Every month is November, Sara. And I love you every day. This is our month. It never has to end. November is all I know...And all I ever wanna know.
4、我老婆说…曼尼，你什么也不会修，所以她跟水管工跑了
And then my wife, she says to me, "Manny, you can fix nothing." So then she leaves me for plumber.
5、人类需要火，需要食物，所以打猎觅食，得到了什么?得到了热狗。
He needs fire. He needs food. He hunts and gathers. What does he get? He gets a hot dog.
6、我认识的女人都要花钱剪发，你却用吸尘器。
Every woman I know spends $200 on a haircut. You use a vacuum cleaner.
7、我常说雇错了人，就是提高对手的实力，好将领要懂得以敌制敌，这句话是孙子说的，出自“孙子兵法”。
I always say, a bad hire strengthens the competition's hand. A good general feeds off his enemy. Actually Sun Tzu said that last line in The Art of War.
8、- 乾杯
- 敬抢土地又屠杀原住民的日子
- Ah.
- Okay. Happy we-stole-your-land- and-killed-your-people day.
