Richard：
几千年来，我们这种人一直都被别人踩在脚下，但现在，第一次，我们生活在一个，我们能主宰和构建帝国的时代，我们能成为这个时代的维京海盗。
For thousands of years guys like us have gotten the shit kicked out of us. But now, for the first time, we are living in an era where we can be in charge and build empires. We could be the Vikings of our day.
我知道这很蠢但是，我想说，我希望这家公司和互利、顾利拜还有其他的都不一样，我们不要让它变成有骑车开会，把强制性解雇说成是自愿辞职，还一直声称要创造更美好的世界的那种公司，让我们，让我们非同凡想，不要非同凡想，那是苹果的，让我们就，想做就做吧，我知道是耐克的，我擦，我不知道，我们就，让它美梦成真。
I know it's stupid but, um... I just want to say, uh, I'd like for this company to be different than Hooli and Goolybib and all the rest, you know? Like, let's like not turn this into a corporate cult with bike meetings and voluntary retreats that are actually mandatory. And claiming to make the world a better place all the time. Let's, uh, let's just think different. Don't think different. That's Apple. Let's just... let's just do it. I know that's Nike. Fuck it. I don't know. Let's just make it... Let's just make it happen.
Gavin Belson：
我发现了一个奇怪的现象，这些个程序员，他们总是五人同行，其中总有一个高高瘦瘦的白人，一个瘦瘦小小的亚洲人，一个扎马尾的胖子，一个胡子剃成奇怪形状的人，和一个东印度人，就好像他们为了得到这种分组，而特意换过人一样。
It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.
Doctor：
顺便说一句，如果你想开枪自杀的话，不要朝着太阳穴开枪，那样你的两根视神经就都完蛋了，然后还要再赔上这半边脸，他老婆后来不要他了，因为，你知道，吓死人了，他可能确实是个编程天才，但人体解剖他就不行了，在做决策上也不怎么明智，现在他就得带着张烂脸，还有为钱做的糟糕决定度过一生。
Just FYI, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself, don't hold the gun up to your temple, OK? Because that just basically just took out both of his optic nerves and then, you know, half of his face. And then his wife left him, because, you know. Yikes. He may have been a genius programmer but not so much in human anatomy. Or decision making, for that matter. Now he's got to live with all that and whatever terrible decision he made about the money.