Quotes from Richard:
Look, guys, for thousands of years guys like us have gotten the shit kicked out of us. But now, for the first time, we are living in an era where we can be in charge and build empires. We could be the Vikings of our day.
I know it's stupid but, um... I just want to say, uh, I'd like for this company to be different than Hooli and Goolybib and all the rest, you know? Like, let's like not turn this into a corporate cult with bike meetings and voluntary retreats that are actually mandatory. And claiming to make the world a better place all the time. Let's, uh, let's just think different. Don't think different. That's Apple. Let's just... let's just do it. I know that's Nike. Fuck it. I don't know. Let's just make it... Let's just make it happen.
Quotes from Gavin Belson:
It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.
Quotes from The Doctor:
Just FYI, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself, don't hold the gun up to your temple, OK? Because that just basically just took out both of his optic nerves and then, you know, half of his face. And then his wife left him, because, you know. Yikes. He may have been a genius programmer but not so much in human anatomy. Or decision making, for that matter. Now he's got to live with all that and whatever terrible decision he made about the money.