Quotes from Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers:
- I just woke up, and you were in my dream. I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?
- It's not weird at all. It's just that you have this really convenient subspace highway running through your head that I like to use. It's, like, three miles in 15 seconds.
- We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, Sleepytime, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla-almond, white truffle, blueberry-chamomile, vanilla-walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey.
- Did you make some of those up?
- Tell me we didn't come out here in the cold so you could cover your hair with that hat.
- No, no. I just love me some walking, you know. Just putting one leg in front of the other, like this. Walking.
- I guess if we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
- You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
- After all that? I still need a new life. I came here to escape, but the past keeps catching up. I'm tired of people getting hurt because of me. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get over it.
- Hey, mind if I tag along?
- You want to come with me?
- Yeah, I thought maybe we could try again.
- Pac-Man Hey, you know Pac-Man?
- I know of him.
- Puck-Man Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because...Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-paku" means "flap your mouth," and that they were afraid people would change...Scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F," like...
- Yeah, that's amazing.
- Um...Am I dreaming? I'll leave you alone forever now.
- Thanks.
Quotes from Scott Pilgrim:
I think she's...I think he's...I think she's the girl of my dreams.
I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug. Yeah, I don't know. Just when I'm with you, things sort of seem a little brighter.
Quotes from Ramona Flowers:
Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be, kind of like that. We hated everyone. We wrecked stuff. Nobody cared. He punched a hole in the moon for me. It was pretty crazy.
Quotes from Others:
- She changed her hair.
- So? It looks nice blue.
- Yeah, I know, but she did it without even making a big deal of it or anything. She's fickle. Impulsive. Spontaneous. God, what am I gonna do?
- If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. ScottStep up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
- "Lesbian?"
The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.
Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
- You are a pretty good actor.
- I'm going for the Oscar this year.
- You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
- You kicked my heart in the ass, so I guess we're even.
Time heals all wounds, little brother. Maybe next time we don't date the girl with 11 evil ex-boyfriends.
You know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! Two hours!