Look, the farmer puts out a scarecrow, right...with a funny hat on it. Got a funny face. Crows fly by. They see that, strikes them funny, makes them laugh. The goddamn crows are laughing? That's right. They're laughing their asses off. Then they say: "That old farmer Jones down there, he's a pretty good guy. "He made us laugh. So we won't bother him anymore."
- Max, what do you do when it's cold?
- I'm a cold-blooded bastard. I can never get warm enough.
You ever see dawn from a ship? Always the same, no matter what part of the world I was in. Always made me feel like a kid.
Max, we're shipmates, and we're on a cruise together.
- You know something, Max? You used to look scary and ridiculous. Now you just look ridiculous.
- Really? It's because I'm becoming a scarecrow, right?
- That's right. You're a scarecrow.