Jane...having a baby is a big responsibility. It's like being in charge of sanitation at a Haitian jail. I'm just frightened.
- Tonight's going to be a special night. I'm going to make love to you for hours and hours. Wouldn't Mr. Happy like that? Just like the first time we were together.
- Jane, why don't I soak in the tub for a couple of days? Possibly a week. Let me go get the oysters and clams.
Once a cop, always a cop.
You'll always come in second.There was this great article in Cosmo..."Why all men are pigs."
I thought my life was over until that one glorious day. That was the day you became my wife.
Wait a minute, Rocco. Before we're all blown to bits, mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack? A man's got to go comfortable.
Don't ever take your men for granted, because good men don't just fall out of the sky.
