1、Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
2、Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong the same way that you decide what's funny...or not.
3、"Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.
4、They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
5、I haven't been happy..one minute of my entire fucking life.
6、You know what's funny? You know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a fucking comedy.
7、- I just think...just thinking of this joke.
- You wanna tell it to me?
- You wouldn't get it.
