1、告诉你一个小秘密，兔子不是胆小鬼，不起眼的小兔子每天面对危险的世界，为家人、为国家寻找胡萝卜。
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The rabbit is no coward. The humble little bunny faces a dangerous world every day, hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
2、爱来的时候你会知道，你会感觉到，那是一种痛，你的肚子，好像肚子里充满蝴蝶。
You'll know when it happens. You'll feel it. It's a pain. In your tummy. Like, like, you're full of butterflies.
3、高兴的话可以喝香槟，难过可以喝香槟，可以开车，想赌博也行，拥有钻石，学会开枪，到摩洛哥旅行，跟情人交往，让他们受苦，勇敢盯着老虎的眼睛，无畏无惧地信任，身为女人就是这么回事。
Champagne, if you're happy. Champagne, if you're sad. You drive a car. Gamble if you want. Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun. You travel to Morocco. Take up lovers. Make them suffer. You look a tiger in the eye. And trust without fear. That's what it is to be a woman.
4、- 等你自由，第一件事想做什么？
- 跳舞
- What's the first thing you'll do when you're free?
- Dance.
5、- 乔乔贝兹勒，你的心思要像什么？
- 狡猾如蛇
- 乔乔贝兹勒，你身体要像什么？
- 勇猛如狼
- 乔乔贝兹勒，你的勇气呢？
- 坚定如豹
- 乔乔贝兹勒，你的灵魂呢？
- 德国灵魂
- Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind?
- Snake mind.
- And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body?
- Wolf body.
- Jojo Betzler, what is your courage?
- Panther courage.
- And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul?
- A German soul.
6、男生今天的活动，有行军、刺枪术、丢手榴弹，挖壕沟、解读地图、毒气防卫，伪装、突袭技巧，战争游戏、射击，还有轰炸，女生会练习重要的女性任务，例如包扎伤口、铺床，以及学习如何怀孕。
Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade-throwing, trench-digging, map-reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns, and blowing stuff up. The girls will practice important womanly duties such as dressing wounds, making beds, and learning how to get pregnant.
7、我的天啊，他脸歪得像毕加索的画。
O-M Gott. He looks like a Picasso painting.
8、- 爱是世界上最强韧的东西
- 你会发现金属才是世界最强韧的东西，紧接的是炸药，然后肌肉。
- Love is the strongest thing in the world.
- I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world. Followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles.