EN: The world is a wasteland. A quote from this book. I'm moved.
CN: 世界是一片荒原，这本书里说的，我很感动。
EN: He was paying for your vanity. You're the one who should've jumped off.
CN: 你虚荣，他买单，从阳台上跳下去的应该是你。
EN: When I was at school, there was a guy in class. One day, I saw him with a stray cat at the riverside. He found some stones. And he slowly smashed the cat to death. He was often bullied back then. His grades sucked as well. Teachers said that he had no future. But these had nothing to do with him killing the cat. He was just happy doing it.
CN: 我上学那会班里有个人，有一天啊我看见他在河边捡了一只猫，然后找了几块砖头，慢慢的，他把那猫给砸死了。这人平时老受欺负，学习成绩又不好，老师天天说他，没有什么前途，没有什么前途，他就是砸猫的时候觉得特别的快活。
EN: Daily routines have always been the same across different ages. You don't have to be confused. People will get it over time.
CN: 每个时代的日常都差不多，稍微不同，你不用为这些事困惑，所有人过一段时间就都明白了。
EN: Life just won't get better. It's all about agony. That agony has begun since you were born. You think that a new place will change your fate? It's bullshit. New place, new sufferings.
CN: 人活着呀，是不会好的，会一直痛苦，一直痛苦，从出生的时候开始，就一直痛苦，以为换了个地方会好，好个屁呀，会在新的地方痛苦。
EN: A professor boards a fishing boat. He asks the fisherman if he understands poetry. The fisherman says no. The professor says "your life is reduced to half." Then he asks if the fisherman understands music. He says no again. The professor says "then the other half of your life is gone." The fisherman asks if the professor knows how to swim. The professor says he can't. "Then your whole life is gone." And the professor is thrown into the water.
CN: 一个教授坐渔船，问渔民，你懂不懂诗啊，渔民说不懂，那你就没有了一半的生命。教授又问渔民，你懂不懂音乐啊，渔民说不懂，那你又没有了一半的生命。渔民问教授，你会不会游泳啊，教授说不会，那你整个生命都没了，教授就掉水里了。
EN: Why are people so freaking nosy? Why are people so evil? Why, they're so young but so evil. It's always you walking down the street and a guy jumps out to fuck you up.
CN: 怎么他妈这么多人多管闲事，这个国家的人为什么这么邪恶呢？为什么年纪轻轻的就这么邪恶，总是你走在大街上就有个人跳出来要搞死你。
EN: My life is like a dumpster. Garbage keeps piling up. They come one after another. You can never clean it up.
CN: 我觉得吧，我的生活就是一堆破烂，每天堆到我跟前，我清一棍，就有新的堆过来。
EN: The funniest thing I've ever heard. There's this elephant in a zoo. It just sits there all day long.
CN: 那是我听过的最好玩的事，一头大象，每天坐在动物园里，它他妈就一直坐那，我操。
EN: You worthless punk. I'm probably the last person to see who you are.
CN: 你是一个狗逼，而我，可能是最后一个看到你是狗逼的人。