Quotes from Zhizun bao:
EN: At this time, the sword is close to me, 0.01cm I think, But after 0.01 seconds, the owner of the sword will fall for me. This is because I've decided to tell lies, Although I have told many lies before, this is the best, I think.
CN: 当时那把剑离我的喉咙，只有零点零一公分，但是四分之一柱香之后，那把剑的女主人将会彻底的爱上我，因为我决定说一个谎话，虽然本人生平说了无数的谎话，但是这一个我认为是最完美的。
EN: I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her, When I lose her, I fell regretful, It is the most painful matter in this world, If God can give meanother chance, I will say 3 words to her, I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand year.,
CN: 曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字，我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加一个期限，我希望是一万年。
EN: Miss, I'm ugly, but I'm a gentleman.
CN: 小姐，不可否认我长得很丑，可是我很温柔，而且永远不会说谎。
EN: At a pitch-dark night, I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing, Fantastic love starts from a fire at the bridge.
CN: 在一个月黑风高阴森恐怖的晚上，我是至尊宝，你是白晶晶，奇妙的爱情就从桥头上的这一点火开始的。
EN: That girl...Left a drop of tear in my heart, I felt her sorrow.
CN: 原来那个女孩子，在我的心里面留下了一滴眼泪，我完全可以感受到她当时是多么的伤心。
EN:
- That guy looks strange.
- I know, He looks like a dog!
CN:
- 那个人样子好怪啊。
- 我也看到了，他好像条狗啊！
Quotes from Zixia:
EN: No matter who he is an immortal or a devil, the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover, I will stand by him forever, I will stand by him forever, If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
CN: 神仙也好，妖怪也好，剑只有我跟我的意中人能拔得出，就算他是妖怪，我也会一生一世跟着他，如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起的话，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心哪。
EN: Listen to me, all things here belong to me! Including you! just like a donkey let me make a mark on you. You're my guy now. Don't scare of anyone Just tell them you know me.
CN: 我现在郑重宣布，这个山头所有东西都是属于我的，包括你在内，就像我的骡子一样给你盖个章，你现在是我的人了，如果有人欺负你呢，就报我的名字。
EN: It is fate that he can pull out my Magic Sword, he must be an inordinary man. I'm sure, I know he'll come back one day, appear in public, wearing golden armour and stepping on colorful cloud come to marry me.
CN: 上天既然安排他能拔出我的紫青宝剑，他一定是一个不平凡的人，错不了，我知道有一天他会在一个万众瞩目的情况下出现，身披金甲圣衣，脚踏七色云彩来娶我。
EN: My lover is a hero, one day he'll come with a cloud come to me and marry me. I've guessed the start, But I haven't guessed the ending.
CN: 我的意中人是个盖世英雄，有一天他会踩着七色云彩来娶我，我猜中了前头，可是我猜不着这结局。
EN: That's fine! Just like a moth, it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt. Moth is so silly!
CN: 骗就骗吧！就像飞蛾一样，明知道会受伤还是会扑到火上，飞蛾就那么傻！
Quotes from Longevity Monk:
EN: It is a master's responsibility.
CN: 正所谓我不入地狱，谁入地狱？
EN: The outside world is just a larger prison to me.
CN: 外面对我来说，只不过是个大一点的监狱。
EN:
♪ Only you... can take me to get scriptures in the west ♪
♪ Only you... can kill the devils ♪
♪ Only you... can protect me ♪
♪ No need to eat by the monster ♪
♪ Only you are that strong ♪
♪ Only you... don't blame the master so talkative ♪
♪ Wear the ring back ♪
♪ Don't scare the death ♪
♪ Don't scare the shit ♪
♪ Do your best, if you scare I'll be with you... ♪
♪ Namonitabhaya ♪
CN:
♪ Only you能伴我取西经 ♪
♪ Only you能杀妖和除魔 ♪
♪ Only you能保护我 ♪
♪ 叫螃蟹和蚌精无法吃我 ♪
♪ 你本领最大 就是Only you ♪
♪ Only you别怪师父嘀咕 ♪
♪ 戴上紧箍儿 ♪
♪ 别怕死 别颤抖 ♪
♪ 背黑锅我来 送死你去 ♪
♪ 拼全力为众生 牺牲也值得 ♪
♪ 南无阿弥陀佛 ♪
EN: Monkey King, you kill you again. Life and death are minor. You'll sing this song with me, when you know making sacrifices is so meaningful. Namonitabhaya...
CN: 悟空，你尽管捅死我吧！生又何哀，死又何苦，等你明白了舍身取义，你自然会回来跟我唱这首歌的，南无阿弥陀佛…
EN: Being a devil is the same as being a human, we should be kind, If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
CN: 所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心就不再是妖，是人妖。
EN: Humans and devils are born by their mothers. Different person acts as a different mom. A devil's mom is a devil's mom.
CN: 人和妖精都是妈生的，不同的人是人他妈的，妖呢，是妖他妈的。
EN: Be careful! Thundering, It's raining, get the clothes.
CN: 小心哪！打雷啰！下雨收衣服啊！
Quotes from Puti:
EN: Yes! When you fainted, you spoke out the name Jing Jing 98 times! and a name Zixia, you repeated 784 times, 784 times, she must have owed you lots of money.
CN: 你昏倒的时候叫晶晶这个名字叫了九十八次，还有一个名字叫紫霞的，你叫了七百八十四次，七百八十四次，这紫霞一定欠你很多钱。
EN: You made dreams last night, you repeated the name Zixia 785 times. One time more than last night.
CN: 昨晚你做梦，又叫了紫霞姑娘的名字七百八十五次，比上次多了一次。
EN: In your mind is Zixia an exclamation mark? Or she's a full stop? Is your mind full of question marks?
CN: 紫霞在你心目中是不是一个惊叹号？还是一个句号？你脑袋里是不是充满了问号呢？
EN: When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate this affair is really hurting you.
CN: 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。
EN: We don't need any reason to love a person, Do we?
CN: 爱一个人需要理由吗？需要吗？
Quotes from Others:
EN: When you watched the moon with me in the past you called me Sweetie, Now you yet your new lover! Call me Madam Bull?
CN: 以前陪我看月亮的时候叫人家小甜甜，现在新人胜旧人啦！叫人家牛夫人。