EN: Life isn't fair.
CN: 人生是很现实的。
EN: That helicopter is spraying poison. The poison causes infertility.
CN: 那台直升机在散播毒气呢，让人不孕的毒气。
EN: If you're a guy, then have some tofu! If you're a girl, you can still have tofu!
CN: 男人喜欢吃豆腐，女人更要吃豆腐。
EN: It's quite problematic. People like you… sometimes even men, they come here near the cut-off age. They realize they haven't got a lot going for themselves and think competitions will help. Boxing isn't something you do to fulfill yourself.
CN: 你们这种人真的很伤脑筋，偶尔也有男人一大把年纪了，突然发觉生命很空虚，吵着说要上场比赛，拳击不是让你们自我满足的道具啊。
EN: Do this 500 times every day. After you've done it for 10 days, you'll be ready.
CN: 从今天起每天练500次，10天后就打回去。
EN: For real… have you found the will to work really hard on something just once in your life?
CN: 你想说人生至少要全力燃烧一次是吗？
EN: Because I'm a 100-yen kind of woman.
CN: 因为我是只值100圆的女人。